The Life and Times of a B.A.(rista)M.F.

This is my blog.
It's a nice blog.
I like you, internet.
Even though you are one fickle SOB.
I mean really, how many people use you on a daily basis?
And you still give them whatever they want??
You've got more patience than I, I suppose.

Internet, how may I become more like you?

January 6, 2011

some brotherly advice

“but listen, you don’t go to taco bell expecting fine cuisine. taco bell is taco bell and as long as you understand that walking in, then you’re fine. It’s the same with people.the fast and the furious will never be *insert classic film title here*, so don’t keep hoping that it will be”

—It’s just hard to accept such hopelessness sometimes. But do you stop eating at taco bell because you know that somewhere, hidden in the city, are mom’s enchiladas?

“i mean, you can. but you can learn quite a bit about yourself by eating at taco bell. ‘wtf?! they’re putting fritos in a burrito?’ and then you know that you’re the kind of person that doesn’t eat a frito burrito…and it can make you appreciate the enchiladas more.”

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