Amina is *insert adjective here*

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(meravigliosa. La mia parte cinica ride)

It’s crazy how often this happens…Even when it’s not on purpose, it is still entirely hurtful. ESPECIALLY when it’s not on purpose.

I guess since I’m 19, I’m technically still a teenager…so I guess it’s a good thing this is my definition of love.

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ew ew ew ew!

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I was shocked to see it on the Starbuck’s menu of all places, but for $2.95, how could I say no? I placed my order and moved over to the side.

A few moments later, when the barista came around the counter with a beverage, she seemed surprised to find me lying on the floor, shirtless.

“Uh…you ordered a steamer?” she asked, motioning to the drink in her hand.

I was confused. “Wait. So this isn’t the one where you shit on my chest?”

A few minutes later, I decided to try and give the beverage a try for the hell of it, but I had to be careful about how I brought it up to my face since I was still crying pretty hard.

If someone came into my store and did this, I think I would die from laughing so hard.

I hate you Andy Warhol but I dig your quote.

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Gorey Tribute

by Tom Gauld

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Banana slugs checking each other out for size (Image Credit: Husond, Wikipedia)

Banana slugs have a weird mating habit. First of all, they have an enormous penis. (In fact, their latin name dolichyphallus translates to “giant penis.”) The average size of a banana slug penis is 6 to 8 inches. This is incredibly impressive, considering their entire body length is 6 to 8 inches as well!

Banana slugs are hermaphrodites, so two slugs will try to fertilize each other. To mate properly, a slug must choose a mate roughly its own size – if it miscalculates, its penis will get stuck during copulation.

This isn’t just an embarrassing faux pas, the other slug will actually bite off the stuck penis, a term scientists euphemistically called “apophallation.”

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ha! amber would love this

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this scared and scarred me a bit. dnw naked JB

OMG

this is wrong.

double-decker tour buses full of Asian tourists come in handy for some excellent photographic moments.